I and Akpors went for an interview for employment. So i was the first to enter the interviewing office.. (the manager asking me questions).
Manager:who was the first millitary head of state in Nigeria???..
Mr Kutty: General Aguyi Ironsi..
Manager: when was the North and southern protectorate in Nigeria Almagamated???..
Mr Kutty: 1914..
Manager: Dat is gud of you..
Manager: which disease can be contacted through direct contact with the fluid of the infected patient ????
Mr kutty: ebola
Manage: where can u see wild animals??
Mr Kutty: in the zoo
Question no 5, is it true that the cure for hiv/aids is discovered???..
Mr kutty: eehm.. yes but not scientifically proven...
Manager: good way of answering questions, I love dis keep it up Mr kutty, pls can you wait for us outside and we will attend to you later... ( I smiled and went outside with face full of joy nd hapiness, so wen i went out akpors asked me)..
Akpors: Mr Kutty, what are the questions plz tell me both the questions u were asked and the answers??..
(as i was about to tell akpors the questions and answer, the manager shouted from inside `NEXT !!!.
Akpors then said to me)..Ok ok ok, tell me only the answers..
Mr Kutty: ok the answer to number
(1) is: [General Aguyi Ironsi]
☀the ans to number (2) is: [1914]
☀the ans to number (3) is: [ebola]
☀the ans to number (4) is: [ZOO]
☀the ans to number (5) is: [yes but not scientifically proven]
(mumu Akpors my friend got to d interview, after exchanging greetings,
the manager told him to sit down)
manager. Please sir, What is ur name?
Akpors : General Aguyi Ironsi
(manager became confused)
Manager. Please what year where you born?
Akpors: 1914
Manager: what is your mothers middle name???
Akpors: ebola
(manager became angry)
Manager: where the hell do u live ???
Akors: i live in the ZOO sir
Manager: (angrily, he shouted at Akpors)!! young man are u mad..??!!!
Akpors: Yes, but not scientifically proven.