- Omoh, as I enter d class, d girls come dey shout like say dem see
jay-z. I come shout 4 dem say make them shut up! Dem dey mad?. Everybody
come quiet and all eyes come dey on me, I come forget wetin I plan to
talk sef.
I looked up and saw two pair of huge bosom-s pointing at me. You guessed right ….. it was Ella….
I handed over the text book to Ella. She took it to class and promised to return it. I no know whether she really need that book, abi she just won use style give me green light?. I just respected myself and kept acting normal around her. days past, I no see more green lights again oh! Abi Ella no like me again? God abeg oh. Two weeks later was Valentine’s day and behold I had so many gifts that I couldn’t remember some girls who gave me gifts. One girl walked into my office with a love shaped gift with an inscription that said I LOVE YOU and said “sir, this is a val gift from Ella”. I sent for her, we chatted then I asked for her number. After school, she came to say bye and I promised to call her at night.
At night, I dialled her number:
“Hi, it’s David”
“Hi”
“How are you doing?”
“I’m fine, and you”
“Fine. I like you”
*silence*
“Can I see you tomorrow?”
“I don’t know oh. I don’t visit strangers”
Omoh, d girl say I resemble player, I come convince Ella say I like her die, say I no be bad Guy. But I didn’t beg her…. I can’t beg a girl for anything. Attraction is the key … if a girl is attracted to you, you no need all those “ten ways to get a girl” lecture. rubbish!. I come tell her say if she no fit come tomorrow, I no go ever invite her again. I cut call. 30 seconds Later, she call me back and asked me when I want her to come … I just tell am 11a.m. girls love guys that make the rules. Trust me, I know.
hurray!!!! Ella and her huge bosoms are coming to my house.
Next day was Saturday, the d-day. I arranged my room, sprayed my body spray in the room (I no get air freshner… who needs air Freshner when jona is president? Lol.) I took my bath, put on clean boxers and a black polo then borrowed some naija films (naija chicks like naija film die). Of course, I had condoms under my mattress. 10:30am, Ella called and asked for the direction to my crib. I gave all the details of the house and even told her how old the house was. Lol. She con laff like fried fish head (ishi-azu). I con begin dey play cool R&B songs…. meanwhile I Don already drink alomo mixed with big stout. Today na die!. I just lay 4 bed dey expect Ella. Next thing I heard a knock on the door. Thank God! I do sign of the cross. As I open door I saw one small boy wey be my neighbor pikin. “U dey mad?!” I ask am with vex. “Comon go play 4 gutter” I hiss, bang my door still they wait 4 Ella. 5 minutes later, I hear another knock again. God abeg I no won die of high BP oh, this person got to be Ella abeg. I opened the door and saw Ella, s*xy** as hell. Jizos christ of onitsha!! see bo’obs! If to say trumpet blow that moment, I for no gree go heaven immediately oh, I go wait till I straff finish. lol. This girl na heaven on her own, my prick Don dey salute since. She gave me a smile and I said “come in please”….
WATCH OUT FOR PART 3 …