Adebimpe The Facebook Girl (+18) - Season 2 Episode 6

ME: no problem then

KEMI: that’s my baby

ME: ****silent and frowned*****

KEMI: please call bro segun to hurry up, I need
to return on time

ME: *****silent, no response******

KEMI: ******came closer******* onihaxy, I am
talking to you now

ME: *****frowned****** I didn’t hear you
before.

KEMI: what’s wrong with you?

ME: nothing, I’m fine ****oloshi, how I go take Bleep this girl
ooooooooo, abi make I rake for her??*********

KEMI: ok oooooooooooooooooo. ****kept mute
too*********
Minutes later, my phone rang, it was segun but
I refused to pick up. The calls kept coming in but I refused to
pick

KEMI: your brother is calling you, pick your calls

ME: *****sege go dey think say I dey busy
bleeping kemi now
oooo, him no go know say water to pass garri******. Pick it
yourself


KEMI: nawa oooooo ****picks call******, hello
bro segun
I didn’t hear segun’s speech but I could hear
kemi replying her that she was fine. I think he requested to
speak with me and she
passed the phone to me.


ME: how far sege?

SEGE: I dey, how far?, you don dig her?

ME: no oooo

SEGE: why na?, wetin happen?

ME: nothing jaree.

SEGE: you dey vex me oooo. Give her the phone
jaree.

ME: ok ****i handed the phone to kemi and the
continued their conversation****

KEMI: your brother said he would soon be back
that he is on a
queue.

ME: *******silent and frowned*******

KEMI: ******came closer****, onihaxy my love, what is wrong with
you?

ME: nothing. Kemi, I think you just inspired me.

KEMI: really?, how?

ME: that someone shouldn’t rush into things
especially on first dates.

KEMI: I don’t understand ****raised eye
brow*****

ME: according to you, first date should be for
simple meetings and
discussions, not for adventures.

KEMI: what does that implies?

ME: I’m no more in mood for any shopping for
now, maybe
tomorrow or some other time.

KEMI: *******yelled****** so because you want
to take me out for shopping, you wanted to get s3x in return
right?. If that is the case,
keep your shopping and let me be

ME: ****scope*** you aren’t a prostitute or
ordinary girlfriend but a
finance and a lover whom I am ready to take to my family, I didn’t
reason it that today is a first date before I
planned hosting you for
outings. I only believed that new lovers should
have this mentality
of yours. We have been dating for over 3 years now. So why this
issue of first date of a thing…..bla bla bla*****


KEMI: ********raked also******* keep your
shopping to yourself
take care. ***stood up and was about to
leave****

ME: ***i wanted to beg her but I remembered
that she doesn’t
even have a T.fare to return home and besides,
she still wanted
airtime, na so I come dey form*****.

KEMI: ****walked towards the door, held the handle of the door
but she refused to open, after few seconds,
she looked back****
onihaxy, and I love you more than all this
things you are doing to
me oo. Why are you treating me this way?, despite how much I
love you ***wanted to cry****

ME: ***yeah, trap don catch her, she wan chop
50k awuf shopping
and she no wan loose 400naira airtime**** I
stood up, walked up to the door, held her hands and looked into her
eyes,***
Baby, you know I love you too. I have always
loved you and I will
forever love you.

Before we know what was happening, our lips found each other
and we began to kiss passionately as we were
both standing by
the door.

Season 2 Episode 7 coming