A dog died and the owner took it to a pastor. He asked the pastor if he could organize a funeral service for the dead animal.
Pastor replied : No we can't hold a service for your dog in our church but there is a church down the street, maybe they will do it for you.
MAN SAID : But pastor will the church accept a donation of $1million ?
The pastor shouted and asked, why didn't you tell me the dog was a CHRISTIAN?