1>>A girl was with her father when he
saw her
boyfriend coming.
GIRL: Have you come to collect your book
titled
"DADDY IS HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor.
BOY: No, I want that our hymns called
"WHERE
SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have that one... may be you
should
take the other one "UNDER THE MANGO
TREE"
by Chimamanda Adichie.
BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I
WILL CALL
YOU IN 5 MINS" while coming to school...
GIRL: I will also bring this one too, "I
WON'T LET
YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe.
Then;
DAD: These are too many books, will he
read all
of them?
GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart.
DAD: Okay, don't forget to give him the
one on
the table titled, "I AM NOT silly, I
UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE
BEEN
SAYING" by Shakespeare! And also the
one on
the dinning titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT
PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole
Soyinka.